dorm

another word for h-ll hole. basically, a prison that most colleges will force you to live in (usually up to 2 years) with a roommate. you mostly certainly will have to endure a cr-p ton of bullsh-t from that roommate during between that duration. the roommate may at first seem like a nice guy, but eventually, he’ll end up becoming another arrogant pr-ck and/or annoying pain in the -ss that you’ll can’t even stand. some college will allow you to live alone, but at an even more expensive price. dorm life usually consist of booze drinking, drugs, s-x, rape, occasional fighting, loud noises or commotions, vandalism (for some), pranks, and dealing with some weirdo dorks. if you’re a guy or girl who wants to keep everything to him/herself, that’s nearly impossible. the lack of privacy is horrendous and notorious, no matter where you are. there’s barely any sp-ce for you to store or use your stuff, which explains why the average dorm rooms are a cluttered mess.

for those of you that just want to watch online tv, browse the web, do any online homework, mmos, video games, or social media, the dorm room is a h-ll experience. internet bandwidth is constantly terrible, since most dorm people will be using the internet to watch and download a sh-t ton of p-rn. worst part is, you are forced to use the college wifi network, no vpn or proxies allowed. so the moment you connect, be prepared for hair-pulling annoying lag.
dorms are prison.
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a bedroom, living room, and kitchen in a sp-ce about the size of most walk-in closets. roommate included free of charge.
as i like to say, “home sweet hole.”
your own semi-personal h-ll hole you live in your freshman year of college with your complete opposite
my dorm room is a h-ll hole.
a place where parents send their children to have meaningless s-x and consume copious amounts of drugs. also the place i wish to end up after a night of boozing with my homies.
d-mn, i’m so drunk! let’s go to the dorm and get some tail.
a deluxe prison cell used for getting -ss
let’s go back to the dorm and get some -ss.
a residence hall at a college or university, commonly residence halls consisting of double rooms with a community bathroom.
it’s time to go back to the dorms.
the place where i go to have s-x with ugly girls.