Dorm Douche/ Floor Douche
a common college term especially at colleges/ universities with dormitories. this term is used to describe a person who lives in the dorm or on your floor who is an -ss and or douche. they can be cl-ssified as such by: singing in the shower, playing loud music, being a douche in general, playing their own acoustic guitar badly and loudly, (for men) shaving their beards and leaving long hairs in the bathroom sinks..etc.
joe: omg! jerry left hair in the bathroom sink again after his shave and didn’t clean it up.
kenny: ya i know he’s a floor douche.
joe: i dont think theres anyone that annoying or inconsiderate in the entire dorm building he’s the dorm douche.
kenny: he’s the dorm douche/ floor douche
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