dormgasm
the practice of keeping extremely quiet during s-xual activity (either with a partner or alone), particularly during -rg-sm, due to the close proximity of one’s roommate(s).
because my roommates in the room next door were in, i had to keep the volume at dormgasm-level so as not to disturb them with my hot s-x.
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