Dorney Park
small cramped amus-m-nt park in east pa. the ratio of n-gg-rs to pure american white men is 3 to 1. it is very bad. the ratio of dumb spics to white men is even worse: 7 to 1. most of them like to hang out in wildwater kingdom, 90 percent of them are wearing white beaters since the park is located in allentown, and the people that go there mostly live close by, none can afford anything. one small hot dog is 4 dollers inside the park. the only alternative is running across the dangerous highway to a mcdonalds. the workers have no idea what they are doing. its overpriced and has cheap entertainment.
jake: yo im bored today
cory: same
jake: yooo! dorney park is open!!
cory: da f-ck?
jake: we should goo
cory: whats it like?
jake: its got like rollercoasters, and some rides, and stuff.
cory: is it fun?
jake: its mostly n-gg-rs and spics with there four year old kids who yell and scream and who dont know how to wait in line for sh-t, and who wear hand-me-down shorts that are 6 sizes to big for them, and who smell bad. b-tt yeaa.
cory: what? didnt hear yea. but sure lets do it.
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an amus-m-nt park in allentown, pennsylvania. it also has a water park built into it. it’s very fun but still not better than six flags, but it’s like a mini-six flags. it’s the best place to go with family or friends. the only thing wrong with it is that they charge $19.99 (d-mn near $20.00 for funnel cakes) it’s one of the most popular amus-m-nt parks on the east coast of the us.
tom: i’m bored as h-ll, whatever will i do this summer?
ryan: uh, dude… we can go to dorney park
tom: dude…
ryan: duddde…
tom: dudddddde…
ryan: duuude!!
tom: h-ll yeah…
worst place in the world, never work there
dorney park sucks -ss and john albino can kill my -ss, m-th- facko!
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