Doron

someone who is an absolute dingus f-ck
boy, that kid is a doron
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someone who is so supremely confident in their s-xuality that they feel no need to go out and do anything or anyone. one who expects the women to flock to him.
boy: look at that doron, he thinks hes so s-xy.
boy 2: yeah he just sits on his -ss and looks in the mirror.
boy: too bad that works for him.
a doron is a rare bread of man child that can be found as far north as the los angeles area and as far south as the san diego area. this man child is a person you can talk to for hours about absolutely nothing while uncontrollably laughing your -ss off. they can have a mumbling problem, so when in doubt just nod and smile. a doron’s diet consists of mainly hummus and matza ball soup. dorons have a strange fascination with chinchillas, but are generally the nicest people you will ever meet. dorons attract women with emotional problems, with children, and who love to take swims in the ocean. if you ever have a bad day, a doron is usually the best cure.
a doron a day keeps the doctor away…
s-xy pig in a blanket commonly used for parties at the playboy mansion.
rob: hey joe, look at the dorons over here next to the playmates!
joe: oh yeah! i see them lets have a taste…
this kid who goes to great mills high school. he stay getting money. he lives in st.marys county and b-tches stay sycing him..orginaly from italy military parentsand the orginator of the curl. he stays strapped no one wants to f-ck with him. he really was bored and wanted to put myself on here.
boy: man i hate that n-gg- doron
other boy: dont f-ck with him he stay getting money and stayed strapped.

b-tch1: oh theres doron
b-tch2: lets syce him.

curlboy: everyone check out my curl everyone: doron been had that and his is natural…you d-ck rider n-gg-