Dorrito damage
to wound one’s mouth with the sharp and pointy parts of a dorrito’s chip or any other mouth-shredding brand of snack food.
ow! i just did some dorrito damage to the roof of my mouth when the point of the chip stabbed directly into the pizza burn blister i got last night!
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