dot the i
when a gentleman reaches s-xual completion leaving a heaping load of wad on his mushroom tip, and proceeds to tenderly dab his spluge on the eyelid of his hoebag.
“yo joe, on friday night i took that floozy back to my place and she let me dot the i.
dot the i – (verb, origin: generally used as a reference to the marching band of ohio state, the taint of educational inst-tutions)
definition: when a man (or a woman with a strap on) has -n-l s-x with someone, pulls out, draws a line in sh-t up the receiver’s back and then “dots the i” with s-m-n (or spit, if you’re a “lady”)
i’m going to take my mom home, bend her over the sink, and dot the i
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