Double-Arrest
when one is arrested for two offenses in short proximity of one another. you get double jailed, double handcuffed, and double, tazed, bro
officer: sir, do you know how fast you were going
man:about 30 over officer
officer:step out of the vehicle
man:no! f-ck you i demand that you don’t arrest me
officer:who do you think you are? a lady? you cant flirt your way out of this one sir. your under arrest, double-arrest!
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