Double Bitch
double b-tch, the over exaggerated way of calling or defining someone as b-tch.
example 1:
man my fourth period teacher is a double b-tch i can’t believe i let it slid she gave me the paddle last week i swear if that sh-t goes down again ima say “f-ck that b-tch” and i am going to drop her -ss ima be like boom!!
then i am going to show that double b-tch who’s the boss.
example 2:
jim:d-mn, i am so scared to talk to that fine -ss girl across the room.
bob: dude just go talk to her, why are you still standing here?
jim: because i am just scared.
bob: what??
jim: she might reject me and make fun of me in front of everyone.
bob: man!?!? you’re acting like a p-ssy a f-cking b-tch no not even you’re acting like a double b-tch.
jim then listens to bobs advice and gets rejected anyways.
the end
example 3:
mitch: hey steve hows life going with your girlfriend rebekah.
steve: oh it’s whatever.
mitch: what are you talking about you have to be the luckiest man on the planet she’s beautiful.
steve: oh her, shes just a sl-t you know what im sayin mitch.
mitch: hey man stop talking about her like that ,you should appreciate her she’s a goddess
steve:hehehehehe she’s just my double b-tch just like what you are to me mitch.
mitch: what.
mitch then gaggs,
steve: hahahahaha nuts in your mouth.
and so mitch then dies from gagging on mitch nuts
all that he had to do to survive his horrible death was to stop being a double b-tch.
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