double-booking
a social faux-pas wherein a person, usually male, will schedule two separate romantic encounters for the same day. will eventually be discovered, generally when one date forces a delay of the next.
jackie was p-ssed to discover that andrew had been double-booking she and elyse, and broke up with him right there.
the moment when you are browsing facebook on your computer, and then reach for your phone and instinctually check facebook, thus resulting in an awkward, “double-booking.”
i noticed i was double-booking yesterday as i was updating my status on the computer and liking your photo on my phone!
the horrendous situation observed in a typical office toilet that contains 2 cubicles, both of which are simultaneously occupied resulting in d-mnation without relief.
lloyd: “wow dave, you were back from the sh-tter quickly!”
dave: “do not go in there. there’s an absolutely awful double booking!”
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