Double Dock
a s-xual act where both the v-g-n- and cervix are penetrated.
in -n-l s-x, this can also be when both the -n-s and the houston valves are penetrated.
also referred to as double dipping.
if you don’t know what the houston valves are and are too dumb to figure it out, please consult google.
his d-ck was so long he was able to double dock his shawty.
you know you have a big d-ck if you can double dock.
his d-ck is so big, it’s a double docker.
when two men stick there d-cks in a girl, one in the b-tt and one in the v-g-n-. during this occasion the girl must scream sailor songs.
“i was totally sh-t-faced when me and mike where double docking susie'”
“do you like my mom” “yah i would double dock that b-tch all night”
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