Double Donkey Blumpkin
a double donkey blumpkin is a s-xual act wherein two men sit on toilets facing each other, and recieve f-ll-t– as they evacuate their bowls. both men should climax simultaneously, and at the moment of climax punch their partner in the occipital lobe as hard as possible.
rex, jan, jill and i had a double donkey blumpkin party last night… it was a mess, there’s sh-t everywhere.
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