double downward
double downward is a theoretical s-xual position in which two men simultaneously perform -n-l s-x on eachother.
frank: hey nick, have you solved the double downward conundrum yet?
nick: not yet, i keep trying and trying. it’s so frustrating.
frank: you know that makes you a f-ggot right?
nick: f-ck you, i’m a scientist!
when you’re jackhammering your boy while totally riding his pole.
i love doing the double downward a.k.a. the d-ck scissors.
the simultaneous act of -n-l s-x between two men
both guys being tops and bottoms at the same time is considered double downward. “yo me and boy just did doulbe downward”
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