Double Dragback
1. n. an impressive football trick as perfected by the likes of david ginola.
2. n. a painful w-nking accident whereby an inexperienced masturbatrix loses rhythm, resulting in one downward stroke being immediately followed by another, thus causing severe one string banjo trauma.
gary: “did you hear about alan?”
pete: “no. why, what’s wrong?”
gary: “i was told that by ian that he is in hospital.”
pete: “oh dear. is everything okay?”
gary: “unfortunately not, no. a severe case of double dragback ian said.”
pete: “ouch!”
gary: “i know. he should have been more careful!”
pete: “…”
gary: “…”
pete: “any football on?”
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