Double Duck
a southern expression used to convey sympathy for someone who has experienced two consecutive misfortunes.
ernie: hey, i’m devastated. i just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me!
bert: sorry, man.
ernie: what’s worse, she cheated on me with my best friend!
bert: double ducks…
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