Double-duece asswhoopin’
a double-duece -sswhoopin’ is a undeniable defeat handed to one person, or group of persons. it doesn’t necessarily apply to fighting. it can apply to just about any sort of contest, be it, a spelling bee, a hockey game, a drinking contest, or anything where one can lose.
be advised: a double-duece -sswhoopin’ only applies when the defeat is embarrasingly one-sided
the sharks laid down the double-duece -sswhoopin’ on the detroit redwings with the 7-0 shut-out game!
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i laid down the double-duece -sswhoopin’ in beerpong last night! my opponent left so drunk he couldn’t even remember his name, while i actually had to order beer since he didn’t once land a ball in a cup. everyone was laughing their -sses off!
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