Double Dutch Rudder
the double dutch rudder is the process or action of two men standing facing each other, each with his right hand around his own p-n-s, then they place their left hand on the elbow of their friends right elbow, then they simultaneously move the friends right elbow back/forth with their left hand causing the friend to m-st-rb-t-.
it’s universally accepted as not h-m-s-xual because you are only touching your friends elbow, but may be the most intimate non-gay act among two men as they are -ssisting in the ever beautiful act of masturbation.
…or you’re just jerking off your friend.
example: i just gave it to you above… its helping each other jack, thats what a double dutch rudder is. geez.
same as the dutch rudder except two males are needed to perform the dutch rudder (pulling up and down on the partners forearm while he grips his schl-ng), simultaneously.
dude 1: i am bored as h-ll right now
dude 3: well, we could always do the double dutch rudder
dude 1: sounds like a plan!
dude 2: you know how i know you guys are gay? your about to do the double dutch rudder.
dude 3: that’s gay?
the least gay way for two men to m-st-rb-t- together. each partic-p-nt grabs his own p-n-s with his right hand and grabs the other partic-p-nt’s right elbow with left hand. both partic-p-nts work the others right elbow to jack each other off. it is considered not gay because they are only touching their own p-n-ses. this is the reason it is commonly practiced in columbus, oh to celebrate buckeye wins. pryor & tressel do it. krenzel and aj hawk did it. herbstreit and cooper started it (unofficially).
“we like to chant o-h-i-o when doing the double dutch rudder on high st.”
like a dutch rudder, but in addition to holding your own p-n-s with the perfect grip while another person moves your arm up and down for a relaxing effort free handjob exactly how you like it. a double dutch rudder is when you do the above but also shave one of your legs and have a 3rd person move your shaved leg over your hairy leg gently to give the sensation of a women’s leg while you rub one out.
nick: hay tushka, what are you up to tonight? i’ve got ray coming over to give me a dutch rudder.
tushka: dude, let me shave one of your legs with my razor and i’ll join in to give you a double dutch rudder. ray can grab your arm and i’ll move your shaved leg.
similar to the dutch rudder, but involving two men holding each others arms while holding their own p-n-s.
it’s not gay if you do the double dutch rudder, you never actually touch the other guys p-n-s!
all in all just a dutch rudder but with two males each holding there own p-n-s and performing the act on each other with there other arm.
man all the ladies left me and mark and the party so we got our freak on with the double dutch rudder.
requires two men both holding their c-cks. each man grabs their fellows fore arm and controls the motion of their partner’s hand on their p-n-s.
hey some people appreciate a firm hand shake, but nothing sreams character like a good double dutch rudder!
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