Double Eclipse
when your girlfriend has her head hanging upside down over the edge of the bed while in the process of blowing you, and you casually place a t-st-cl- on each of her eyes effectively blinding her just before you blow your load.
her: i don’t want to see your -ss while i suck you.
you: no problem ,i think there is a double eclipse tonight.
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a person with not only one hairlip, but two. uncle galoosha has a wicked double hairlip.
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to form a task unnecessarily, or not completely which means you have to finish it later; causing one to exert force twice. throwing your socks on the floor and then picking them up and putting in the hamper: “why did you double-handle your socks?”
- Double Stuffed Muff
when the size of your p-n-s is not enough to pleasure a woman, so a finger or two is added to compensate for the lack of size of the genitalia sarah said that spencer had to use the double stuffed m-ff to satisfy her, because his tiny p-n-s could never reach the -rg-smic level.
- doubt it albert
means ‘i highly doubt that, my friend’ or ‘that is not true’. similar to saying “whatever trevor” john: “hey peter, you owe me $50!” peter: “doubt it albert! i don’t owe you diddlysquat”
- double-your-age-minus-seven
the exact opposite of half-your-age-plus-seven except it determines the reasonable “oldest” acceptable age a person could date so ((your age)-2-7)=x as x is the oldest acceptable age a person could/ should date. to find out what age limit (upwards) you should abide to then use this: double-your-age-minus-seven ex. 22-2-7=37 so the oldest i should/could date […]