double jacksaw
the act of counter-rotational f-ll-t– in which the giver harmoniously utilizes both and hands and the mouth for maximum stimulation during bl-wj-b. traditionally, the left hand is on bottom and right hand on top while one rotates and the other counter rotates on the shaft while the head of the p-n-s remains in the performer’s mouth. for full effect, the two handed rotation and counter-rotation must be coupled with up and down motion on the p-n-s and bl-wj-b until explosive -rg-sm in the mouth is achieved.
–warning: not for the inexperienced–
yo bros, my boy j$tackz went home with a strippa last night. she double jacksawed him till he had a trex style -rg-sm. his arms are still stuck like that.
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