Double Jew Prius Screw
when someone is such a complete stupid waste of sp-ce and oxygen that while trying to help you they, through complete incompetence, royally screw you over.
a: hey, evan, can i have a ride to look at a car?
e: anything for you andrea.
n: you guys aren’t going to look at a car at night are you?
e: yes we are, and this is totally not a bad idea.
n: i want no part of this.
e: dude, this car is totally a good buy, and has not been flooded, or had the odometer rolled back, or anything else weird going on with it. we should not look at the carfax or have a mechanic look at it first and should buy it right now. i am good at reading people, and we should buy this right now, with no possible recourse, and without looking at it in sunlight.
a: um, ok evan if you say so.
j: wow, so she bought the car? holy cr-p that was totally a double jew prius screw! man i hate that guy evan! what a dirty little f-cker!
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