Double j/k
the double j/k is a sometimes annoying practice of saying jk/j/k multiple times in a row. it is thus an example of epiphora, for you linguistic nerds out there. ordinarily used when messing with someone. occasionally double j/k’s are used to make someone think you were joking.
prima: i banged your sister.
secunda: what!?
prima: also i crashed your car.
secunda: are you f-cking–
prima: double j/k! -cough-
prima: i hate you.
secunda: d:
prima: j/k!
secunda: ..you -ss.
prima: you’re an -ss, g-d, you’re such a f-ckhead sometimes! i can’t believe you!
secunda: wha–but–i–
prima: j/k! hahahaha!
secunda: -_-;
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