Double L Call
the act of making abrasive drunk phone calls to asian co-workers. these calls are very barbaric and brutish in nature. usually involving one or more references to her -n-s, mouth, and other similiar body parts along with various unapproved actions. this kind of behavior is usually frowned upon in the workplace but because alcohol is involved it can be a generally accepted weekend practice.
chris: “hey lynn what’s up i was drinkin and thinkin of you and i want to put it in your b-tt and if it doesn’t fit i’ll take your mouth. ok see ya at work on monday.”
pepe: “dude that was such a double l call!”
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