double of ranch
double entendre of ‘dab of ranch’ terminology. refers to the british columbia government. inspired by the major lazer song ‘know no better’. the bc government is renowned for corruption and incompetence.
liberals are formed by ent-tled far right wing retirees that identifying with high net worth while being low net worth. leadership is comprised of freemasons of lower intelligence. dr crusty clark and drk gurd-ss campbell are recent. no enlightened leadership since wac bennett. this party collaborates with the freemasons, mafia, ethnic interests that are easily duped, and ent-tled retirees on fixed income pensions. the freemasons consistently engage in economic corruption for personal gain. it is customary for these them to be within zero degrees of separation with drug dealers, bikers, and police through the cult. deep within the mountains of the okanagan valley, there exists an illuminati that rigs the election from west kelowna. similar to the n-z- uprising in austria.
ndp party has a fiscal policy that is not directly proportional to reality. these guys and gals smoke ganja, unionize, grow pony tails, and empty the provincial coffers via fiscal munchies. able to swing the vote via disenfranchised underemployed (basically 80% of immigrants in bc) labour.
bc is run by vancouver. hong kong runs vancouver. the triads, with the people’s liberation army, run hong kong. so bc is run by the world’s most dangerous and well organized terrorist organization with govt support.
i saw gordon campbell at kelowna airport the other day. double of ranch he was upgrading to a bmw at budget rental car before heading to the lodge.
Read Also:
- nuttt
when you nut so hard that over a gallon of c-m pours out. andrew: i had a mad nuttt last connor: jesus f-cking christ
- oofles
a less harsh way to say oof and should be used in situations where only a half oof is required comes from oof and less example of oofles person 1: darn my phone died person 2: oofles that sucks example of oof person 1: i totalled my car the other day… person 2:oof that sucks
- ali ali
ali ali means certi ali ali been certi since day one
- madden mobile gods
a group of angry bearded women who created a powder-blue-eyed ellen degeneres lookalike manchild sociopath. this sociopath went on to find youtube fame, and as of november 2017 has more than 500,000 subscribers. the madden mobile gods reside in the bedroom closet of an undisclosed location in michigan, usa. the ellen degeneres lookalike spends 6 […]
- the in between
when two people mutually like each other but aren’t ready for a relationship yeah, me and tessa are in the in between