double reverse vampire
a vampire who can only be seen in mirrors.
man1: holy d-ck! i was brushing my teeth and saw a vampire behind me only to turn around and find nothing but wall!
man2: twas a double reverse vampire. this is not what i signed up for. -stares off into the distance-
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