Double Stuffed Muff
when the size of your p-n-s is not enough to pleasure a woman, so a finger or two is added to compensate for the lack of size of the genitalia
sarah said that spencer had to use the double stuffed m-ff to satisfy her, because his tiny p-n-s could never reach the -rg-smic level.
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