Double Stuffin Muffin
when a slammy (slamwh-r-,slampig,original cowgirl,or b-tthole wh-r-) is mounted in the fetile position while sitting on top of an o.s. (original sc-mbag/male) with his hammer of a dong in her sn-tch, while another o.s. is behind her fully erect and ready to go and slams his ramrod right in the slammies r-ct-m.
double peneatration the sc-mmy way.
o.s.#1:”d-mn slammy the way you ride my sledge is slamtastic!, you deserve a surprise gift would you like one you dirty girl?”
slammy:”ofcourse i would love a surprise aslong it has something to do with your big bold dong!”
o.s.#1:”o haha, your in for a treat slam bam let me tell ya…. look out behind ya!”
slammy:aaaaaaaaaa!!!
o.s.#2:”p-ss the jack while i slam my c-ckasaurus in her crack”
the tales of a double stuffin m-ffin
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