Double-Timed
when you like two people at the same time. it could be triple, quadruple, and so on depending on how many people you like. when you’re being double-timed, it means someone you like, likes you and another person.
maria: i’m being double-timed by alex!
ashley: what do you mean?
maria: he likes me and kellie!
ashley: oh, sorry.
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