Double Turtle
double turtle
when one is in the state of defecating, wipes their -n-s, yet after careful introspective investigation realizes they have not fulfilled their deficationary quest and releases a healthy portion of excrement on top of the wiping paper. the turtle being the excrement as it exits the b-m hole, 2x excreting this turtle= double turtle
i took a hardcore double turtle whilst in the can
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