doublemidget
1. an act of uncontrolled rage. usually when pestered or annoyed endlessly by someone. fairly equivilent to can of whoop -ss
2. an average or tall person with extreme upper body strength.
3. one person possessing the unreal strength of two midgets.
4. an insult toward someone who has a huge head and tiny body, but can be used on anyone for any reason. they usually work in burger joints.
5. to duck as low as a midget’s kneecaps and run from danger.
1. if you don’t p-ss off, i’m gonna go doublemidget on your -ss.
2. and thats when i saw the doublemidget lift the tow truck off of her child, with one arm.
3. i bet that doublemidget could take the hulk down.
4. i said fish sandwich, not chicken! f-cking doublemidgets can’t get sh-t straight.
5. bullets were flying, so i doublemidge’d it out the back door.
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