douce bag

misspelling for douche bag commonly used by actual douchebags
all over this page, these f-cking douche bags think that douche bag is spelled douce bag
a mega tool; typically a guy that thinks he’s cool, thinks everyone else thinks he’s cool, but clearly is not. synonym: tool box
ryan seacrest – american idol mc
one who is an -sshat, or in more common terminology, an -sshole. just a synonym for jerk. refers to a bag that one puts ones douce (for post-s-x cleanup) in.
gary was a real douce bag to me after our break-up.
1.) v. a perjorative term in slang that is similar to the word -sshole, but is arguably a little less harsh. most commonly used by generation x and later generations (generation y/echo boom is especially pr-ne to using this word like common verbal etiquette), to denote such people without calling them out and out -sshole’s, c-cksucker’s, or c-nt’s.

see -sshole.

2.) a device that is used to administer a douce, most commonly used by women to irrigate and rinse the v-g-n-.
1.) “today, my teacher yelled at me before the entire cl-ss today, then when i tried to argue back, he made me get up before the cl-ss, pantsed me, and then grabbed me and beat me with a ruler.”

“really? what a f-ckin’ doucebag, you should sue him!!!”

2.) kelly lent linda her douce that came with a doucebag to hold the fluid for the douce.
sequel to douchebag and a more severe insult, originating in the misspelling of the original on comment boards across the internet because the commenter was too p-ssed off to get it right or to care that it was wrong. metaphorically refers to a sac of t-rds, with douce deriving from “i have to go #2” or “i gotta drop a deuce.”
i hate that guy. what a doucebag!
a douche is like a toothbrush after you have s-x. a girl uses it to clean themselves out. a douchebag is what all the cr-p goes into.
man, my girlfriend decided she had to use a douche after we had s-x!