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  also known as a f&s a build up of stomach pressure leads to pain and the feeling of needing to p–p. when you arrive in the bathroom, the pain peaks but you realize that there is no p–p to be had. you break out in a cold sweat from the pain and just fart until […]

• Fart vein

  the vein that pops on your forehead when you are under strain. also known as flux capacitor look at that dude on the chest press. his fart vein is about to bust!

• Showertub

  combination of shower and the bathtub. -clicks “compose tweet”- … about to get in the showertub. -sends tweet-

• dough boy

  generally a rich drug dealer, dealing anything from marijuana to c-ke. man, i’m fiending! give me the phone, i’ll call dough boy, he’ll give me the hook-up. an old term for soldier, dating from the wwi era or possibly even earlier. “here come the doughboys, marching over the hill to save us.” ice cube’s character […]

• dousche monkey

  when one is not only a dousche bag, but is also being extremely high key in a low key setting or super unfunny. at a party where cops are patrolling outside. dousche monkey runs out of the house into the backyard and yells: dudes! let’s get hammered! everyone else: stop being such a dousche monkey! […]

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