douchbagerie
the act, or state of being a douchbag.
did you see the seattle/green bay game?
no, what happend?
during the overtime coin toss, matt h-sseback said “tails, and we’re gonna score!” during the first drive, he threw an interception for a touchdown and they lost the game.
a cl-ssic case of douchbagerie.
Read Also:
- douche a l'orange
a young man who thinks attending the university of virginia means he is now part of the southern aristocracy. distinguishing characteristics include arrogance, condescension and the excessive use of the word “douche.” tyler was an ok guy until he joined that frat and started going to polo matches. now he’s a just another douche a […]
- douche and run
entering a drug store, using a douche off the shelf, in the aisle, and leaving, without paying. “the prost-tutes like to douche and run at the walgreens on mlk.”
- Douchebag Curl
the single curled strand of hair that remains after gelling back one’s hair. this sort of curl is usually -ssociated with someone who finds pleasure in other peoples misery. people who rock this hair style have been known to wear dark colored pin stripe suits, bowler hats, and reek of cologne. the business man with […]
- Dragonface
to engage in aggressive oral s-x with the intention of causing physical harm by so doing. oral s-x, or f-ll-t–, intimately involving generous application of teeth (particularly the canines). bone had removed his trousers in preparation for the french delicacy to come… he was unaware, however, that seana intended to dragonface his loins. only in […]
- DP Shotgun
the double penetration shotgun. a s-xual action between a man and a woman where the man inserts his p-n-s in to the woman’s -n-s, and his fist in to her v-g-n-. he then m-st-rb-t-s his p-n-s while inside her, in the motion of c-cking a shotgun. this action is best done in the “doggy style” […]