Douchcopter
describing someone who has went beyond the regular douchbag standards. they are the ultimate idiots. they usually tend to take pictures of themselves, with no shirt, and/or their cars (referred to as their baby) and post it on facebook. it is advised to not date a douchcopter due to their huge ego which is trying to make up for their lack of endowment.
women 1: “that guy is really cute.”
women 2: “he takes pictures shirtless and posts them on
facebook.. …”
women 1: “……what a douchcopter.”
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