Douche accessories
usually an item worn, carried, or used by a douche. ming these items are:
-popped polo shirt collars
-backwards hats- (usually with stickers still on them)
-nike elite backpacks
-nike socks and sandals
-usually some sort of bracelet or a puka sh-ll necklace
combine these along with cargo shorts, and you have created a “turbodouche”. turbodouche will not only make you leave your girlfriend, he will also f-ck her on your bed.
-hats must be spun 180 degrees in order to become douchey. anything more or less is most likely a joke, or the person is a hip dj.
dan: “holy sh-t, rob. is steven wearing a polo with his collar popped?”
rob: “yeah, along with those godawful nike knee socks and a puka sh-ll necklace. give him a few weeks, and he’ll spend his beer money on more of those douche accessories. after that, he’ll become a turbodouche.”
dan: “i’ll have to f-ck my girlfriend while i can!”
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