Douche bag extraordinaire
noun, adjective – a person who has shown outstanding achievement when it comes to the practices of being a douche bag, f-cker, -sshole, sh-thead, or any other demeaning clique -ssociation that portrays douchery at its finest.
when standing in line at dq you suddenly are cut in line by a jock and a few of his douche bag friends.
you: hey! i was in line in front of you.
douche nozzle: so?
you: well f-ck you man!
douche: i’ve got your sister for that.
after suffering a humiliating defeat you finally return to your table with a few of your friends.
friends: what took so long?
you: some -sshole in line decided to become a douche bag extraordinaire and cut me.
friends: what a douche…
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