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• the dutch oven

  while you are getting a bl-w j-b from a girl, throw a blanket over your body(including her head), and fart. this causes her to be “hot boxed” in the stench of your fart i finally had the chance to pull the dutch oven on my girlfriend last night. then she dumped me. oooops

• Douchebility

  when an act of douchbaggery is committed with such grandeur as to give the illusion of possessing an exceptional talent. spencer pratt’s douchebility is so extraordinary he has become a household name.

• The Flying Sammy

  a s-xual position that involves holding your s-xual partner’s ankles as they perform oral intercourse, while suspended in the air. “did you know that leilani’s speacialty is the flying sammy?”

• DoucheDyke

  – a dyk- that has many unfavorable charateristics of a man; also thinks that they can have any girl in the world even though they look like something straight out of seaworld. douchedyk-: “hey baby, let’s go back to my crib and f-ck” femme: “no thanks” douchedyk-: “you weren’t that fine anyway”

• Group Marriage movement

  a movement that seeks to promote and make legal the act of a group of any number of people to marry each other at the same time in a single ceremony and person be a partner in the marriage with each of the other people. support the group marriage movement.

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