Douche bombing
if a person is douche bombing, it means they are being unnecessarily douchey. it is when a person is being a douche bag in a situation that does not require it.
there are also variants of the term:
a douche bomber is a person who is well known for douche bombing frequently.
a douche bomb is one statement of unnecessary doucheyness, not to be followed up with another, and sometimes followed with an appology.
douche bombing:
guy one: “i dunno, i kind of liked world of warcraft”
guy two: “f-ggot”
guy three: “was that really needed?”
guy two: “f-ck you, d-ck”
guy one: “whatever, he’s just douche bombing”
douche bomber:
guy one: “i dunno, i kind of liked world of warcraft”
guy two: “f-ggot”
guy one: “what?”
guy three: “don’t take him seriously, he’s a douche bomber”.
douche bomb:
guy one: “i dunno, i kind of like world of warcraft”
guy two: “f-ggot”
guy one: “what?”
guy two: “i’m sorry for that douche bomb, that wasn’t necessary”.
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