Douche Brigade
a douche brigade has occurred when all of the following elements are present:
a. in a single mingling group, the male to female ratio is completly unbalanced with the males dominating; and
b. each male is trying to “out-do” all the the others in hopes of coercing the female to engage in s-x acts with him; and
c. none of the males realize what tools they are being.
i was talking to a lady when another male friend of mine comes and starts talking to her, then another, and another. soon there were 6 including me, i realized i was amidst a douche brigade and i quickly stepped out of the circle. the males were like “white-on-rice” at the scent of a single female.
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