Douche-cabulary
vocabulary specific to douchebags, sn-bs, pretentious -ssholes, and pompous jerks.
douchecabulary characterized by obscure word choices, nontraditional uses of normal words, area-specific jargon, and unnecessary prefixes. words such as nexus, synergy, crux, post-gender and tenebrous are examples of the douche lexicon.
i only went to the benefit gala because of the open bar, but clearly that -sshole is trying to network, as he keeps interrupting everyone’s conversations to talk about his economics firm and spout out his douche-cabulary.
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- Gasloppy
1. p-ssy 2. v-g-n-; with a loose l-b–. britney spears’ gasloppy is all over the tabloids and internet.
- GASTHER
giving it more throttle before you sink into the lake. we are going to sink if you don’t gasther.
- gastrognome
a connoisseur of fine food and wine, who is small and ugly. michael winner. michael winner: waiter! this steak is diabolical. it is clearly medium rare when i specified medium! the pasta course was unimaginative and barely tepid, and as for the soup, it was redolent of a montmartre fille du joie’s v-g-n-l secretions after […]
- H-Dubstepping
trying to do your homework while listening to dubstep “sorry professor, i did the reading but i don’t remember anything b/c i was h-dubstepping last night”
- headmug
1. a headmug is actually a suffix for an adjective or insult. 2. can also be an idiot, nincomp–p, or a friendly way of saying you’re r-t-rded at the right time. 3. someone you really don’t like and tell them they’re a “headmug” simply for acting stupid or saying something that you don’t want to […]