Douche Canoe
someone too busy playing on their phone to pay attention to darts
hey douche canoe! it’s your turn!
someone who exceedes the limits of being a normal douche or douche bag.
“luke, you are such a douche canoe”
1. any vehicle filled to capacity with a group of major douchebags. usually a luxury suv. most often owned or purchased by the parents of one of the douche mcgouches inside. the group of individuals who pour out of the douche canoe can be affectionately referred to as a “sh-tstorm of douchebags.”
if that douche canoe tries to swoop us in the taco bell line, i will go fisticuffs with that whole sh-tstorm of douchebags inside!
not just your run of the mill douche. a total douche! this douche will kill you with his non stop douche baggery. avoid the douche canoe at all costs.
ryan seacrest is a total douche canoe
the highest leavel of doucheny
paul has gotta be the biggest douchecanoe ever
a person that is so douchey, said douchey-ness travels cross bodies of water.
check out that douchecanoe… i bet they can see his ed hardy shorts from hawaii.
when a person is so douchey they are equal to about 50 douchebags, therefore a canoe would be needed.
it is much larger than most other forms of douches
kyle benger is a douchecanoe
a vehicle containing or transporting two or more douchebags.
dude, check out that hummer over there. it’s a total douche canoe.
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