Douche-Chopps


an over-grown version of mutton-chopps, that if it weren’t for the disposable razor wide patch of skin on the chin, would be a full beard. usually grown by over-weight, know-it-all -ssholes with minuscule p-n-ses.
a- “see that fat f-ck with the douche-chopps?”
b- “yea, he probably has a pin sized p-ck-r”

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