Douche-core


variations of music derived from hardcore punk that display qualities of which anything close to a hardcore ethos is derived such as cr-ppy club music in lieu of a breakdown and or band members resembling the cast of jersey sh-r- and a lyrical content similar to the my new haircut skits
1-hey what are you doing tonight, man?
2-going to see abandon all ships, and gonna down some jagerbombs and heineken. got any hair gel?
1-that is so douche-core.

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