douche dial
similar to the concept of drunk dialing, douche dialing is the act of receiving an annoying and unwanted phone call or text message from a complete douche or douche bag. similar to drunk dialing, douche dialing often involves irritating and repeated phone calls from ex-boyfriends or overly pompous guys trying to score dates with unreceptive girls. however, unlike drunk dialing, douche dialing does not necessarily have to take place late at night. douche bags can dial phones at any hour.
last night, i got douche dialed by that complete douchebag, dan. this is the third time this week he’s douche dialed me. can’t he get the picture that i’m not going to go out with him?
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