douche dick
the male equivalent to “basic b-tch.”
bobby: “what’s up with that new guy?”
dillon: “oh, that guy? he’s a douche d-ck.”
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a person with both the qualities of a douche bag and also a d-ck.
hey that guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a real douche d-ck.
a male who always tries to be better that another male in every way. also a guy who blocks your c-ck so he can try only to fail in the end.
hot girl “hey adam i love your shirt”
adam “thanks, can i get your number”
douched-ck “i taught him how to wear shirts like that, talk to me instead”
adam “f-ckin douched-ck”
a combination of someone who is a total d-ck and a bit of a douche bag
that guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a total douche d-ck.
1. a male who is so confused with his own s-xuality, he washes his p-n-s with a small plastic water bottle.
2. a combination of a douchebag and a d-ckweed.
1. “man that f-g was so drunk! what a douched-ck!”
2. “after seeing the way he drives, i have determined he is a complete douched-ck.”
a person so mean and rude you can’t just call them a “d-ch-” or “d-ck”
you: that guy took up two spots and then spilt his drink on half the people here.
friend: what a douche-d-ck.
a douchebag and d-ck combined
both literally and metaphorically
me: man that c-cky guy was so dumb today. he was like “are you surprised i know your name?”
friend: yeah he’s dumb i hate him
me: what a douched-ck
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