Douche Dormer
when you meet someone who is normal but goes from 0 to 100 on the douchebaggery scale when hanging out with another douche. their douchiness is added on to an existing douche structure creating a whole new level of douchiness.
“ted was fine until that douche yacht tim came along, now ted is just a douche dormer.”
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