Douche Empress
an extreme version of the term douche bag (a demeaning obscenity using reference to a tool women use during their period). it is a play off of the name “douche lord”, usually referencing men. a douche empress is reserved for women and would reference that a person is beyond a douche bag- and requires a more demeaning term.
i can’t stand that b-tch we work with, she is such a douche empress.
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