douche-esque
someone(s) who you think is a complete r-t-rd and doesn’t know anything about what they’re talking about.
my good friends nigel & kailey are douche-esque when they correct my grammar on facebook.
a fancy twist to the word douche
adj.
1. when someone has a douchey presence, but you dont want to say douchey for fear of being made fun of.
2. when someone is like george w. bush
adv.
1. when someone does something in a douchey way.
2. when someone does something like george w. bush
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1. dude, wearing that hat makes you look so douche-esque
2. dude, going to war with iraq made you look so douche-esque!
1. dude, you make a sandwich so douche-esque
2. dude, you write a speach so douche-esque
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- Douche Grin
more commonly referred to as a smirk, a douche grin is a smile that expresses scorn, smugness, etc. often performed by smiling on one side only. the douche grin was named so because douchebags are inclined to abuse smirking. that guy’s douche grin makes me want to punch him in the face.
- Doucheitize
when people dig themselves a hole by being an epic douche. don’t doucheitize yourself. just stop talking, your making me like you even less every time you speak.
- doucherie
act committed by a douche bag did you see that guy just cut me off?! yea, he committed a doucherie
- Douche-Titan
douche-t-tan: an individual, male or female that exudes above average douche-bag qualities. person a – did you hear about that guy that p–ped in b’s litter box after her halloween party? person b – yeah, what a douche-t-tan!