Douche Flu

a disease that infects mostly males.
however, rare cases have been discovered among females.

males who have been infected are generally known as douchebags.
females, likewise, are known as douchebaguettes.

symptoms:
smart–ss comments at inappropriate times, lack of a significant amount of brain cells, s-xual urges with people you just met, s-xual urges with people you’ve always known, s-xual urges with old people, a constant need of multiple s-xual partners, a constant demand for s-xual favors at inappropriate times, a need to publicly talk about recent s-xual acts, a need to publicly provide evidence of recent s-xual acts, and of course a blatant disregard for the feelings of the “partner-of-the-moment”.
also, rare cases of herpes have indirectly resulted from this wide-spread disease.
did you hear that matt and katrina hooked up on friday? he was p-ssing around her underwear at lunch talking about what a sl-t she is.

yeah, dude’s totally a victim of douche flu.

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Doucheitize
when people dig themselves a hole by being an epic douche. don’t doucheitize yourself. just stop talking, your making me like you even less every time you speak.
doucherie
act committed by a douche bag did you see that guy just cut me off?! yea, he committed a doucherie

Douche-Titan
douche-t-tan: an individual, male or female that exudes above average douche-bag qualities. person a – did you hear about that guy that p–ped in b’s litter box after her halloween party? person b – yeah, what a douche-t-tan!
dr. Albimbo
a doctor who like to look, touch, play, and taste other mens and animal b-lls. 1. did you see that dr. albimbo on the farm the other day? poor bull 2. dude how was the doc’s. it sucked i was with a dr. albimbo.