douche hammer
king of all douches. all other douches tremble in his presence.
wow, look at that guy.. what a douche hammer.
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total waste of genetic material, a person who goes out of their way to be a complete pain in the -ss
that guy cut me off in the middle of rush hour traffic.
what a douchehammer.
a person, who infact, hammers the douche.
look at that douche hammer, he’s been hammering the douche all weekend.
a baseball bat. specifically an older bat, kept behind the driver’s seat for the sole purpose of beating the f-ck out of cracker -ss douchebag white boys.
ey n-gg-, throw me the douche hammer, im bout to split this b-tches sh-t-
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