Douche Lizard


a colossal douche who enters uninvited, and makes himself way to comfortable, before loudly f-cking your roommate, and trying to act like nothing happened as he shakes your hand on the way out the door.
person 1: “hey, man thanks for the food. i know i showed up out of nowhere, and didn’t really even knock, but i really appreciated the opportunity to mock your living habits before having a “private conversation” with your roommate.”

person 2: “f-cking douche lizard.”

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